Neutral Zone 4

by Kathryn A
(to the tune of "Queensland Overlanders")

There are fen from every land
From the States and from Downunder
From Galway Bay and the whole U.K.
and Germany - no wonder!

CHORUS

        Pass the coke around, fen!
        Don't let there be no loners
        Come welcome all both large and small
        We are the Neutral Zoners

Hooray for all the guests
For Gareth, Joe and Sheelagh
For James and Jim and Tucker, him
and Steven, Keith, (not Leela)

        Pass the beer around, fen!
        Don't let there be no loners
        For tonight we'll drink the health
        Of every Neutral Zoner

Now there was the Fancy Dress
The Ode to Spot recited
The swing-along from Babylon
The Bear from Space delighted.

        Pass the coke around, fen!
        Don't let there be no loners
        For tonight we'll drink the health
        Of every Neutral Zoner

Let us thank the whole Tech Crew
Who saved us from disaster
When the floods came down, they ran around
And fixed things up - none faster!

        Pass the water 'round, fen!
        Don't let there be no loners
        Come welcome all both large and small
        We are the Neutral Zoners

Farewell to all our friends
The new ones and the old ones
Our time is through, and we feel blue -
How long until the next one?

        Pass the hugs around, fen!
        Don't let there be no loners
        Farewell to all both large and small
        Farewell the Neutral Zoners