There's A Hole In My Stargate

by Judith Proctor and Kathryn A
(to the tune of "There's a Hole in the Bucket")

There's a hole in my Stargate, General Hammond, General Hammond
There's a hole in my Stargate, General Hammond, a hole

Then fix it, Sergeant Siler, Sergeant Siler
Then fix it, Sergeant Siler, fix it

With what shall I fix it, General Hammond, General Hammond?
With what shall I fix it, General Hammond, with what?

With Naquada, Sergeant Siler, Sergeant Siler
With Naquada, Sergeant Siler, Naquada

But where shall I find it, General Hammond, General Hammond?
But where shall I find it, General Hammond, but where?

On Abydos, Sergeant Siler, Sergeant Siler
On Abydos, Sergeant Siler, Abydos

Oh how shall I get there, General Hammond, General Hammond?
Oh how shall I get there, General Hammond, oh how?

Through the Stargate, Sergeant Siler, Sergeant Siler
Through the Stargate, Sergeant Siler, Stargate

But there's a hole in my Stargate, General Hammond, General Hammond
There's a hole in my Stargate, General Hammond, a hole

Then go to the Russians, Sergeant Siler, Sergeant Siler
Then go to the Russians, Sergeant Siler, then go.