Hathor The Pink

by Judith Proctor and Kathryn A
(to the tune of "Lily the Pink")

CHORUS

        Let us drink a drink, a drink
        To Hathor the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
        The saviour of the human race
        For she begatted
        A billion larvae
        They're efficacious in every case.

Johnny Hammer had a t-t-terrible stammer
And he couldn't speak a word
So they gave him a Hathor larva
And now he's seen, but never heard.

CHORUS

Miriam Dancer was dying of cancer
Until she got her symbiote
Now her eyes are all lit up and glowing
And she's learning how to gloat.

CHORUS

Now Peter Stepney had epilepsy
And they wouldn't let him drive
But with his larva, and a new balaclava
None of them made it home alive

CHORUS

Now Stephanotis had tuberculosis
And he coughed up pints of blood
And now a happy l-little larva
Is swimming gaily through the flood

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Oh Caledonia went down with pneumonia
When she got lost in the park
But with her larva, she gets much farther
Because her eyes glow in the dark

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Now Jennifer Itis had menengitis
And her life was doom and gloom
But with her larva, and a bit of palaver
She is Goddess of the Moon

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Oh Ebeneezer had yellow fever
But still he was my mate
Until they gave him a Hathor larva
And now he claims he's Yu the Great

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Now Oliver Nadies, couldn't talk to the ladies
And his hopes were just a dream
But with his larva, on the Costa Brava
He has a sizeable hareem

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Now Trevor Mumsy was terribly clumsy
And he couldn't master swords
So they gave him a Hathor larva
And now he's massacring hordes.

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Now Melly Cholic was an alcoholic
And for drink he was the worse
But with a larva, and half a lager
He's ruler of the universe.

CHORUS

        So we drink a drink, a drink
        To Hathor the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
        The saviour of the human race
        For she begatted
        A billion larvae
        They're efficacious in every case.

(20th May 2003)